Don't Dress for Dinner By Marc Camoletti

"Hurtling along at the speed of light, [this] breathtaking farce is a near faultless piece of theatrical invention." -Guardian

This boulevard comedy was a smash hit in Paris, where it played for over two years, and in London, where it ran for six years at the Apollo and Duchess Theatres. It has since played in theatres all over the USA and the English speaking world and is due for revival in London in 2013.

Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

Production Team

- Kyle Holleran
Jordan Richards
Production Manager-
Kennedy Schell
Stage Manager- Lia Baird *
Assistant SM-
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Costume Design- Morgan Anderson *
Head of Wardrobe- Laura Elliot
Set Design- Devon Dafoe
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Props- Rachel Manson *


Bernard- Brent Clifford Gorrie *
Jacqueline- Sara Chiodo
Robert- Matthew Hunt *
Suzanne- Kristy Titanic 
Suzette- Rose Ly *
George- Hunter Agnew *

Production Information

Venue: The Domino Theatre
52 Church St, Kingston

Dates: March 13th-15th
shows at 7:30pm, Saturday matinee at 2pm